Reasons for Continuing the War on Drugs

  • Funding for government departments creates cushy bureaucratic jobs
    Become a DEA agent
  • High scarcity markets create cushy jobs in the narcotics sector
  • Advancements in the art of long-term non-violent incarceration
  • No one in power will ever have to change or give up their views, ever
  • Think about the Children!
  • It's a good reason to harass and search minorities, hippies, ravers, and other people you may not like
  • America never loses a war! This is America dammit!
  • Alcohol and Tobacco provide all the joy that you'd ever need. safe and legal
  • Having never tried drugs, it's safe to say they have nothing to offer
  • Can't let decades of time, billions of dollars, and a whole fear campaign go to waste...or let Reagan down
  • Drugs have no place in society
  • And last, but certainly far from least: