High scarcity markets create cushy jobs in the narcotics sector
Advancements in the art of long-term non-violent incarceration
No one in power will ever have to change or give up their views, ever
Think about the Children!
It's a good reason to harass and search minorities, hippies, ravers, and other people you may not like
America never loses a war! This is America dammit!
Alcohol and Tobacco provide all the joy that you'd ever need. safe and legal
Having never tried drugs, it's safe to say they have nothing to offer
Can't let decades of time, billions of dollars, and a whole fear campaign go to waste…or let Reagan down
And last, but certainly far from least: